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Sweet Texts to Send to Your Boyfriend

• You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet…you are like you…and that’s the reason why I love you!
• A candle may melt and its fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
• I can’t really find the words to explain the way I feel when I hear your voice or when I see your face…all I can say is that I like the feeling.
• If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me!! I love you.
• Loving you is like breathing…How am I supposed to stop?!?!
• My love for you is a journey. It starts at Forever and ends at Never.

Cute Things to Send Your to Boyfriend

• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is true.
• U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s love.
• I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.
• If you live to be a hundred, I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you..
• If a raindrop would mean …I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would….rain all day!
• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
• When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s something. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.
• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too, never want to spend any of them without you.

Romantic Texts to Send to Your Boyfriend

• I was never tired of this life and it’s not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won’t let me hit the ground.
• If I could rewrite the alphabets, I will put U & I together. So we’ll never go apart.
• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
• I wish you were here so we could cuddle and fall asleep together to dream about a life that’s together!
• It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & reminisce. So many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!
• I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
• I have sent you this sms to tell you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will help convey my 1 lifetime of love.
• I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
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